"My sisters and I discovered that if you flip my dog's ears over and smell them, it smells like brownies"

"Ohhhh tayyyy"

"Ohhh yeahhhhh"

"Waaahahahaha"

"What did she say? I missed it. I was laughing at my own joke.."

Fast Times at Brescia U

"You just need to find someone who is Christian so they never divorce you" -- Alissa
"Yea, but they also have to have a good sense of humor, because a life without laughter (dramatic pause) is no life at all" -- Hilary

Brescia Ball Quotes

"When I was whipping my hair during the dance.. did you guys like it?"

More to come!

New Blog

Hi everyone thank you for checking out my blog. This will be used to post any funny or silly quotes said by my silly friend Hilary. Stay tuned!